
Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but I tell ya I have a really great personality once you get to know me. I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends.
DUE DATE (2010)


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“Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but I tell ya I have a really great personality once you get to know me. I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends.”

I just had the strangest dream. It’s Friday. We’re at the hospital. But it’s not a hospital, it’s a, a, a forest of sorts. And I know that because right next to you there’s a bear. A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream. And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver, and I can’t get to you. But the bear can. And the next thing I know, he is holding our beautiful baby boy. And here’s where it gets odd. Uh, he chews the cord. But, strangely, I’m okay with it. That’s gotta be a good sign.

Okay, if you are going to travel with we have to set a few ground rules. First off, no asking me any questions. Second, if you fall asleep for any reason other than that you are in a bed and it’s nighttime, I will strangle you. Third, if you are allergic to waffles, don’t eat them.