The laws of celestial mechanics dictate that when two objects collide, there is always damage of a collateral nature.
Your mind. It’s so placid. Straightforward. Barely used. Mine’s like an engine, racing out of control. A rocket, tearing itself to pieces trapped on the launch pad. I need a case!

Are you okay? Don’t just say you are, because I know what that means, looking sad when you think no one can see you.
Do people actually read your blog?
Where do you think our clients come from?
These Are a Few of My Favorite Books → The Adventures of Shelock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know.

What am I doing here?
Helping me make a point.
I’m supposed to be helping you pay the rent.
Yeah well this is more fun.